Posts Tagged ‘Money’

Hollywoods Favorite Big Dick…

Sunday, March 7th, 2010

Is Oscar or Money Hollywood’s favorite big dick?

I’m not sure, all I know is that I still haven’t scored an invitation, yet again, to the Big D!ck Vanity Fair Party. Why they wouldn’t want the author of the Big D!ck Contest: Exposed at the Hollywood Big D!ck party of the year is beyond me. Are you listening Vanity Fair?

I want to see, for myself, that golden statue that’s so coveted. It just doesn’t look that big. Maybe all the stars want one because it’s that big d!ck that they just can’t outright buy. You have to earn it~sort of. Although it’s a vote with all the politics of voting, it’s still a vote by a lot of big d!cks so there’s always different ideas about what deserve means. A teenie weenie will probably never win an Oscar. But if an an average d!ck wins one because the Academy feels they deserved it, they instantly become a Hollywood Big D!ck~at least for a few months and in today’s rapidly changing world that’s like forever.

To make the overpaid losers feel better that they got close but not close enough, they give them a gift bag worth more than the average American family of four makes in a year. And they Academy wonders why viewership has fallen in recent years.

Maybe I want one of those gift bags instead of the Vanity Fair Party invitation.

Get your copy of The Big D!ck Contest: Exposed today!!!

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Corporate Kool-Aid Poisoning

Monday, November 2nd, 2009

If you work for a Corporate Cult, like I do, eventually you get stuck drinking the Corporate Kool-Aid.  I’m convinced that the higher you go in management, the stronger and better the Kool-Aid.  But the Big D!ck Jock Straps and Little Pricks get stuck drinking the leftovers that are flat and mixed with spit.  It tastes awful.

I just got put on a rah-rah committee that’s supposed to motivate my team to do the impossible for the forth quarter.  You might not believe it, but I’m really an optimist and an idealist.  However, I’m also a realist.  Casper was my favorite cartoon character since he could fly and walk through walls.  I really wanted to do that.  But that  doesn’t mean that I think I can no matter how positive I think about it or how much I want to fly.  I’d just get lots of bruises or broken bones if I tried.

But in Corporate Cults, if you’re told to fly, then you’re just supposed to ask how high and when do you want me to do it.

If you’re an idealist you think eventually the cult you’re in will get some common sense.  But that’s not going to happen anytime soon.  A Corporate Cult is beholden to the Big Dick Contest of Money.  And in today’s economy, everyone is scared that there isn’t enough.  When you mix fear with greed the Big D!ck Contest is just going to get worse.  Even if your BDC (Big D!ck Contest) survival strategy is to Fly Under the Radar in this new economy that’s just not going to work.  Maybe you’ll decide to be more competitive and move up the ladder.  And frankly, the Corporate Cult works for millions of people.

But, if being part of a Corporate Cult isn’t your passion, eventually the Kool-Aid poisons you and starts killing your soul.

What do you do?  Well, you proceed with caution.  Most of us need our jobs.  And even if we work in a Corporate Cult, most of the time we like the people, our customers, our job, or what we sell.  It’s not all bad.

But you can start to prepare for the new economy.  The one around the corner that’s going to reward entrepreneurship again.  The one that lets you live your passion.

I just read, Crush It by Gary Vaynerchuk, and if you’re being poisoned by the Corporate Cult Kool-Aid, check it out.  It’s about living your soul.

Ignore the Big D!ck Contest at your own peril:  Read The Big D!ck Contest:  Exposed.

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