Is Oscar or Money Hollywood’s favorite big dick?
I’m not sure, all I know is that I still haven’t scored an invitation, yet again, to the Big D!ck Vanity Fair Party. Why they wouldn’t want the author of the Big D!ck Contest: Exposed at the Hollywood Big D!ck party of the year is beyond me. Are you listening Vanity Fair?
I want to see, for myself, that golden statue that’s so coveted. It just doesn’t look that big. Maybe all the stars want one because it’s that big d!ck that they just can’t outright buy. You have to earn it~sort of. Although it’s a vote with all the politics of voting, it’s still a vote by a lot of big d!cks so there’s always different ideas about what deserve means. A teenie weenie will probably never win an Oscar. But if an an average d!ck wins one because the Academy feels they deserved it, they instantly become a Hollywood Big D!ck~at least for a few months and in today’s rapidly changing world that’s like forever.
To make the overpaid losers feel better that they got close but not close enough, they give them a gift bag worth more than the average American family of four makes in a year. And they Academy wonders why viewership has fallen in recent years.
Maybe I want one of those gift bags instead of the Vanity Fair Party invitation.
Tags: Money, Oscar, Vanity Fair