Black Friday is the official kick-off of Holiday Hoopla. For the bargain hunter this is the Olympics of Shopping. The recession has this years Big D!ck Contest of Presentsbeing about “You won’t believe the deal I got on that one.”
After shopping, everyone quickly moves to Overstressed Drive because of the decorating, wrapping and mailing packages, sending greeting cards or emails, attending or hosting holiday parties and family gatherings, cooking, volunteering, and trying to work (or job hunt) in the middle of all the hoopla. Holiday Hoopla fuels the economy, keeps families and friends speaking, and hangovers happening.
Of course, like all BDC’s, the savvy player knows that this one is really about the connections with our loves ones. That’s what makes memories…not the gifts, the decorations, or greeting cards. It’s the time that spend with those we love.
And the only thing sadder than not participating in the Big D!ck Contest of Holiday Hoopla is participating in the Big D!ck Contest of Scrooge.
Give the gift that surprises and inspires – The Big D!ck Contest: Exposed (scroll to the bottom) or Amazon.