America, home of the free, home of the brave, home of the impotent. Yes, impotence is American’s favorite big d!ck. Ironically, being limp, literally and figuratively, seems to be the new chic.
Tea Baggers, rail against everything, but are for nothing. It seems they just want their balls either soaked or blown in something hot. And while in the short-run it may feel good, in the long-run it destroys progress.
The Republicans really have adopted Nancy Reagan’s “just say no” anti-drug campaign. I think Obama could propose a tax-free year for everyone and they’d just say no because it’s the only word their lobbyist funded brainwashed minds know.
The Democrats, who’s d!ck’s should be big enough to pass something other than an insurance company blow job healthcare bill, don’t have dick’s big enough to pass a proclamation for people to have a nice day. After all, someone somewhere doesn’t want to have a nice day and we can’t offend them, so let’s do nothing.
No matter the party, the leaders are controlled by the minority, making them Little Pricks of lobbyist and party extremist that do not care one iota about the average American. The majority of elected officials are more concerned about their next election instead of being problem solving statesmen, like our founding fathers.
Investors have literally frozen their assets after their last Wall Street shenanigans that we, their Big D!ck Jock Straps (a.k.a. taxpayers), had to bail them out of. Now they are just waiting to see which industry that the government will bail them out of next if they make a bad investment. Investors lost their risk-taking balls. And while in theory that’s not necessarily bad, it’s like a professional football player being afraid to be tackled. The desire doesn’t match the job description.
And big business, looking for economic certainty in some mythical crystal ball have just decided to do nothing innovative to change the business cycle. Instead companies are expecting their worker bees to produce more, increasing profits by raising prices and fees for consumers, giving big titled management big bonuses and stockholders dividends. Big D!ck entrepreneurs like Henry Ford, Thomas Edison, or Fredrick Miller have to be thinking those Little Prick’s are giving entrepreneurs a bad name. Entrepreneurship is about creating, risk-taking and being the best product or service.
Every country has charlatans like the Bernie Madoff types. But until recent history the get rich quick guys have not defined American success. But in our impotent do nothing mindset we’ve become a country who’s companies are proud of selling lots of cheap stuff at the expense of quality or safety, and of making a buck at the expense of the common good. We’re a country that people would rather get 15 minutes of fame on a reality show than bother to read a book and get educated so we can contribute something.
When did America lose its heart and soul? The soul of risk-taking. The soul of entrepreneurship. The soul of sacrificing a little to make the world a better place. The soul of trying to be the best or most innovative, not just the cheapest or most profitable.
And will there be a Big D!ck that rises above the reigning impotence to inspire Americans to find their American spirit again?