Author Confession

Part One
Exposing The Big D!ck Contest Myths

Part Two
Exposing The Big D!ck Contest Players

• Oblivious Players
• Indifferent Players
• Team Players
• Big D!ck Jock Straps
• Little Pricks
• Big D!ck Bullies
• Big D!ck Maestros
• Big D!cks in Small Ponds
• Meritorious Big D!cks
• Mother Nature:
  The Biggest D!ck of All

Part Three
Exposing The Big D!ck Contest Plays

• Pucker-Up
• Cover Your Ass
• Secret Keeping
• Give a Little Rope
• Fly Under the Radar
• Live in Switzerland
• The Bus

Part Four
Exposing The Big D!ck Contests of

• Advertising
• America
• Babies
• Bad Behavior
• Beauty Pageants
• Big D!cks & Big Boobs
• Books
• Brains
• Brothers & Sisters
• Celebrations
• Celebrity & Entertainment
• Change Me
• Class Reunions
• Collections
• Conscience
• Corporate Cults
• Credit Scores
• Dares
• Death
• Electronics, Games & Gadgets
• Fear of Failure
• Follies
• Food
• Gambling
• Gardening
• Gatekeepers
• Geography
• God
• Good Deeds
• Government Gangs
• Guns & Hunting
• Health
• High Maintenance People
• Holiday Hoopla
• Homes
• Improve Me
• Inheritances
• Internet
• Lawyers, Judges & Settlements
• Marriage
• Memberships
• Military Might
• Miserable Me
• Money
• Mother Nature
• Moving Toys
• Pampered Pets
• Parenthood
• Patriotism
• Personal Spin
• Politics
• Public Opinion
• Romance
• Self-Employed Surprises
• Small Business Nepotism
• Small Things
• Social Change
• Sports
• Splitsville
• Stereotypes
• Style
• Teams
• Trends & Fads
• Vacations
• Wall Street
• Whistle Blowers
• Who Knows the Most
• Who You Know
• Who’s Right, Who’s Wrong &
  Does It Really Matter

Part V
Exposing the Ups & Downs and Ins & Outs of Playing The Big D!ck Contest