Archive for August, 2010

Does playing the Big D!ck Contest make us happy? Sometimes yes and sometimes no.

If we’re only playing for survival, money to pay rent, keep the lights on, and put food on the table, the Big D!ck Contest sucks. And in today’s tight job market, a lot of people are playing for survival. It’s hard to Fly Under the Radar (a BDC play) when you’re worried if you don’t win every contest, you might be jobless. And if that happens you’ll lose a whole lot of other contests. Circumstances has forced virtually everyone to have BDC claws of survival out. If we’re forced to play for survival, then playing the Big D!ck Contest is an unhappy experience and can lead to so much stress that it literally kills you. Beware.

But what about all those other contests we play. Is there happiness when we get that promotion over our nemesis at work? Usually. Is there happiness when we have our significant other admit we’re right? Usually. Is there just a little bit of pride when our front yard landscaping is the talk of the neighborhood. Usually.

So, yes, there are times we want to be the best. We want win. When we do, it’s a lot of fun. It makes us happy. We grin from ear to ear.

And obviously, if we lose the contests we want to win, it sucks and we’re unhappy. But when they are contest we chose to play, we can quit playing them and our happiness can return quite quickly.

So in honor of Happiness Happens Month, may you only have to play and win the contests that will make you happiest.

Be prepared…read The Big D!ck Contest: Exposed.