Football is only a small part of the Super Bowl Big D!ck Contest. After all, there are only so many actual Giants or Patriots fans who really care if they win the Vince Lombardi Trophy and the Big D!ck Contest of Bragging Rights.

The Fans

Who has the most fans? Nielsen reported that the Giants are winning the social buzz 59% – 41% over the Patriots. However, Patriots QB Tom Brady has double the buzz of Giants QB Eli Manning. And no, the report didn’t give the gender breakdowns.

The Bets

One-third of us bet on the Super Bowl according to CouponCabin.com just to keep the game interesting.

The Food

The USDA confirms that Super Bowl Sunday is the second highest day of food consumption, just behi… Read more »

Ironically, at that point in my life I’d never drank champagne so I didn’t even know if I’d like it, but thought I wanted it…

Like most firemen, my dad worked more than one job to make ends meet until he retired

“Lafferty, you have champagne taste on a beer budget,” was my dad’s motto for me. Every time I heard it, I’d snarl because my dad was implying an unheard of brand of beer to boot. Then I’d think, “When I’m grown up, I’ll just make more money to afford the champagne.”

My dad understood that there were economic classes and that moving up wasn’t easy. He had a child who aspired to live in a class above his–and he wanted to protect me from disappointment. It’s not that he thought the… Read more »